It's not the first time we've had this problem. Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is Grail shaped. I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle! No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo. No I mean, "Whoooouuuuaaa!" as in surprise and alarm.
No no no, it's "Aaaaauuuugggghhhh" from the back of the throat. Isn't there a Saint "Aaaaavvvveeeesss" in Cornwall? He'd just say it.ĭo you think he could have mean, 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'? Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh. It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. I want you to stay here and make sure *he* doesn't leave. You know, it seemed a bit daft me I were to guard him when he's a guard. Right, we'll stay here until you get back. Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him. No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure. Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us? You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we. We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave. Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room. Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu.Īnd the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.Īrmaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.Īnd Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. What do you mean? An African or European swallow? is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? I am not afraid.Īsk me the questions, bridgekeeper. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.Īsk me the questions, bridgekeeper.
We strive for excellence and have continually been somewhere in the ratings.Stop. The KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI will gladly accept all checques, change and challenges, just drop us a line or give us a ring! You, you know our name, The KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI, look up the number. A little HEDGE WORK will also be of some value, preferably in a two layer elevated effect. The KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI are accepting SHRUBBERY and NEW MEMBERS! but please leave all applications and SPAM recipes properly addressed to the KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI! around the side on the patio BBQ next to the processed meat skewers. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for competitive chess awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth!
"To the north there lies a cave - the cave of Caerbannog -wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Ulfin Bedweer of Regett proclaim the resting place of the most Holy Grail of Chess."įollow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, not the type who time out, stall or whimper, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty pawns lie strewn about its lair. Rally 'round the flag! as the KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI listen to the wizened druid chanting the SECRET invocations to conjure awareness, foresight and perseverance. The KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI have been summoned to get off their high horses, pick up their larchery and coconuts and do some serious clippity clop chess manoevers!
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